thederpyhipster:

queerlittlemermaid:

Just listen.

oh shit.

Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

reblogging because of reasons

(Source: windyautumn)

e-lodicolo:

THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION

HE DID IT

(Source: grandtheft-autotune)

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers)

latenightinthehood:

abandonedography:

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

9 places I want to break into and explore/photograph

cumuluscloud:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

50 shades of moral ambiguity gray

(Source: princess-manders)

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

enenkay:

shortformblog:

politicalprof:

jeffmiller:

This is the secret to life.

Politicalprof: David Foster Wallace explains it all to you. Listen.

There is no way to overstate how much we recommend taking 10 minutes to watch this video. 

I’m really glad I watched this, and I think people have nothing to lose and all the more to gain from doing the same.

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

tommostar:

AU meme; You finally delete your tumblr and get a life

reaill:

jakeenglish:

please just watch this

it does something very bizarre

lordoftheinternet:

heytinafey:

omg just watch

diane keaton is drunker than i am